10 Things I Hate About You*

i hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.

i hate the way you drive my car.

i hate it when you stare.

i hate your big dumb combat boots,
and the way you read my mind.

i hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.

i hate the way you're always right.

i hate it when you lie.

i hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.

i hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call.

but mostly i hate the way i don't hate you,
not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

*from the movie, 10 Things I Hate About You
*disclaimer: i don't hate anyone, i just like the poem. :)